Artist: Epic-Tone
Date: 1997
Catalogue No. SPIT 04

Track listing:
1. Squirty Spiral
2. Aerosol

Good morning kids!
Welcome back to school. I hope you have had a nice summer. Today I want to talk to you about TRANCE, a social evil that is here to mislead the youngsters of our planet. TRANCE in it´s most demented form comes from Sweden, if you look in your books at page 303 you will see that Sweden is that country in the north where polar bears walk the streets. This is a dreadful place where the citizens seem to have nothing else to do than to come up with new sounds to make kids like you lose it completely. Take this Epic-Tone for example. Where did he come from? Never heard about him, and then BANG - here he is with two mind bending tracks.

He must have spent half his life in the studio just waiting for the right moment to pester our lives. This kind of sounds will only lead you into a life of wearing clothes in silly colours, and travelling to places far away without any money.

So, whatever you do kids, keep your head clear, and stay away from the Swedish trance-mafia.